Straight from the desert of bad decisions comes this aggressively adorable birthday card featuring a smug little cactus giving the middle finger while holding a patched-up balloon. Open it up and watch the sass unfold—literally. Whether you're roasting a friend, sibling, or your favorite pain in the ass, this spiky surprise hits right in the funny bone (and possibly the ego).
🌵 Pop-up cactus with a finger and feelings
🎈 Balloon included, emotional support not
📬 Ships flat, unfolds into full-blown insult
Happy Birthday, Ya Prick: Because nothing says “I care” like a cactus flipping the bird.
