You're The Shit

Deliciously dumb. Emotionally supportive. Unapologetically brown.

Celebrate your favorite people with a treat that says exactly what you mean - You’re the Shit.

These rich, melt-in-your-mouth chocolate confections are lovingly molded into the iconic 3D poop emoji because nothing says “I love you” like handing someone a tiny, smiling turd.

Crafted from premium chocolate (yes, really), each bite is a glorious contradiction: it looks like crap, but tastes like heaven. Whether you're giving them to a friend who crushed it this week or to yourself because self-love is messy, You’re the Shit delivers the perfect mix of sweetness, sass, and scatological charm.

Perfect for birthdays, breakups, promotions, or just reminding someone they’re the absolute 💩.

🍫 100% real chocolate.
💩 0% actual feces.
❤️ Weirdly heartwarming.

You’re the Shit: Because sometimes, the best gifts come in questionable shapes.