You're The Shit
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About the Product
Deliciously dumb. Emotionally supportive. Unapologetically brown.
Celebrate your favorite people with a treat that says exactly what you mean - You’re the Shit.
These rich, melt-in-your-mouth chocolate confections are lovingly molded into the iconic 3D poop emoji because nothing says “I love you” like handing someone a tiny, smiling turd.
Crafted from premium chocolate (yes, really), each bite is a glorious contradiction: it looks like crap, but tastes like heaven. Whether you're giving them to a friend who crushed it this week or to yourself because self-love is messy, You’re the Shit delivers the perfect mix of sweetness, sass, and scatological charm.
Perfect for birthdays, breakups, promotions, or just reminding someone they’re the absolute 💩.
🍫 100% real chocolate.
💩 0% actual feces.
❤️ Weirdly heartwarming.
You’re the Shit: Because sometimes, the best gifts come in questionable shapes.
Shipping And Return
For all orders exceeding a value of 100USD shipping is offered for free.
Returns will be accepted for up to 10 days of Customer’s receipt or tracking number on unworn items. You, as a Customer, are obliged to inform us via email before you return the item.
Otherwise, standard shipping charges apply. Check out our delivery Terms & Conditions for more details.
