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Happy Birthday, Dickhead

$12.00
$12.00
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A pop-up peen for the person who deserves the most.

Say it with your chest—and a 3D schlong. This outrageously graphic birthday card doesn’t beat around the bush. Open it up and BOOM: a proud, precision-engineered paper d*ck springs to attention, complete with low-hanging... sentiment. Whether it's for your bestie, your brother, or that coworker who won't shut up about turning 30—this card lets them know exactly how you feel: lovingly hostile.

  • 🍆 Pop-up junk in glorious 3D

  • 🎉 Covered in d*cks, inside and out—just like your friend

  • 📬 Includes envelope, discretion not included

Happy Birthday, Dickhead: Because nothing says “I remembered your birthday” like an unsolicited pop-up penis.

For all orders exceeding a value of 100USD shipping is offered for free.

Returns will be accepted for up to 10 days of Customer’s receipt or tracking number on unworn items. You, as a Customer, are obliged to inform us via email before you return the item.

Otherwise, standard shipping charges apply. Check out our delivery Terms & Conditions for more details.

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