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Happy Birthday, Prick

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Nothing says love like a cactus flipping you off.

Straight from the desert of bad decisions comes this aggressively adorable birthday card featuring a smug little cactus giving the middle finger while holding a patched-up balloon. Open it up and watch the sass unfold—literally. Whether you're roasting a friend, sibling, or your favorite pain in the ass, this spiky surprise hits right in the funny bone (and possibly the ego).

  • 🌵 Pop-up cactus with a finger and feelings

  • 🎈 Balloon included, emotional support not

  • 📬 Ships flat, unfolds into full-blown insult

Happy Birthday, Ya Prick: Because nothing says “I care” like a cactus flipping the bird.

For all orders exceeding a value of 100USD shipping is offered for free.

Returns will be accepted for up to 10 days of Customer’s receipt or tracking number on unworn items. You, as a Customer, are obliged to inform us via email before you return the item.

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