Elfy Style

Here's the thing about Santa's "Little" workshop.  It's a multinational corporation now with terrible working conditions, low pay and awful benefits.  Last year, they lost 1200 elves to work fire and Mrs. Claus is holding out on insurance.  The moral of the story is to get it while you can and that's what these two are doing.

Elfy Style:

You can almost hear this ornament

They met at a networking event
He is mechanic and she's an influencer 
What Santa doesn't know won't hurt him
They have plan B at the North Pole

Generally speaking, we get every order out within one business day, but the holidays are crazy and little saint dick sometimes gets a little overwhelmed.
Can't decide on which one you like? Buy two and get free shipping (1-4 days domestically).  Heck, we might even include a secret mystery gift if you're luck :

Cheeky Ornaments has been selling fun ornaments since 2018 and we're just getting started.  Whether you're adding to your own tree or giving the gift of laughs, our funny Christmas ornaments are perfect for the holidays.

Each Ornament is hand blown by a glassblower
Each is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control test
Depending on the ornament, standing height will be between 5 - 7" tall and under one pound
Packaged Individually in a two-piece protective shell

This particular ornament not your style? Check out our entire lineup and find the perfect gift or tree art that is sure to bring the laughs
All Orders are shipped from our central warehouse in Ohio to make sure we get your ornaments in time

All orders shipping within 1-2 business days of purchase
Normal transit times are between 2-5 business days
Free Priority shipping on orders over 60.00
Express shipping upgrade is available at checkout
Each ornament is carefully packaged inside a cardboard and it's own protective shell so you don't have to worry about breakage

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